Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(1) STRAPON.

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(2) DILDO.

What do most wives fantasize about?

(2) YOUPORN.

(1) XNXX

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Older Americans are happiest living in these 5 US states, study says — is yours one of them? - Yahoo

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

(3) VIBRATOR.

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

(4) CONDOM.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?

(3) XHAMSTER

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

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HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(5) LINGERIE.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,